One of my favorite Onion headlines is: “Landlord forced to increase rent because they thought of a bigger number.”

Picture is from 2010 in Knoxville Tennesee. Can’t find any other info on the girl:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/swastika-nazi-salute/

With AI based routing, the switches will use AI to read the destination IP, look it up in the routing table, and send the traffic there. It’s the same as it was before, but AI. Also, it will occasionally hallucinate and send your traffic to someone else.

Obviously, we’re dealing with a next-level political mind here:

Come to Georgia. It’s close. We’re a swing state now. We could use your vote.

When the chest hair grows back, it’s going to a whole new level.

Now that Biden doesn’t care about reelection, what kind of “Official acts” might he do?

Guy on the team rage quits one day. Few days pass and HR goes to clean out his desk. Finds a paper bag full of syringes and a very graphic instruction manually on how to inject something into your dick.

Whatever it was, I guess it can’t wait until you’re at home to inject into your dong. It has to be at work.

Cherry on top was that HR policy was to box up all personal belongings left behind and have the ex-employee come pick them up. So, if he had forgotten these things were in his desk, he certainly remembered after he came back and they handed him the bag.

This is going to be my new way to antagonize conservatives I know:

ME: Did you know Harris has had 5 kids with 3 different partners?!

MORON: I don’t doubt it. She’s a whore!

ME: Oh sorry, I meant Trump.

As we know from Gore and Clinton, national numbers mean jack shit. Vote!