Do I have to have a biological body? I don’t want to be carbon based anymore.

The year is 1908. You’re standing outside when one of your mates blows smoke into a woman’s face. Yakuza Zero battle music starts playing. It is at this moment you realize you have “fucked up”.

The only thing he could make conversation about was how old the business was and how long they worked at the donut shop. Aren’t politicians supposed to be charismatic?

I don’t understand people, I’ve been old for years now. Once I passed 30 I accepted my oldness.

Work is borked so I get to paint Warhammer today.

I love how Sony learned nothing from the PS3 launch price.

Is that cup tied to the pump? Is it a public cup? I think I’m going to be sick.

I’m damn near 40, can I please talk to you about the Aztec Empire for an hour and a half?

Out of all the dudes that are nearly a 100 I think I would like to hang out with Everett the most.

What you’re saying is a bit gobbledygook. I don’t want to make friends at work. I want to do my job and then clock out when finished.