GeeDubHayduke

Add in hysterical, blood-vessel-throbbing shrieks at the person in front, and you’ve just described my mom’s driving. It’s terrifying to ride anywhere with her.

“One dead CEO.”

“Many more to go.”

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don’t ban.

I did not know that and will adjust accordingly.

When i worked at a ski basin, I called that “working from dark to dark,” and i hate it so fucking much.

I’ve actually heard Maga people admit they’ll get hurt by these policies, but immigrants and homos will get hurt MOAR!, y’know, like Jesus taught, so it’s cool.

“I love the uneducated!”

I think it was Jack on Roster Teeth that said it best…

Everyone made their online character for GTAOnline as basically themselves, except Jack, he made a female character. They all start ripping on him and he hits them with “if I’m gonna be staring at an ass for the next 500 hours, i want it to be a girl’s ass.” I think Gavin even asked if it was too late to switch.

ETA: girls run faster in GTA, so it’s the better choice by any metric.

“In the next step of Nintendo’s legendary litigious run, the company has decided to sue the entire population of earth for trademark infringement. The lawsuit of Nintendo v. Everyone is set to begin early 2026.”

Nancy “McConnell” Pelosi, still hard at work, fucking over America for personal gain.

“President Elon rings a bell, sidekick Trump drools. And now with the weather, is a quadriplegic strapped to a donkey.”