GeeDubHayduke

“What’s five hundred million times zero? AND DON’T SAY IT’S ZERO!”

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

What does King Koopa have to do with any of this?

I’m always gonna see Pip and Merry with influencer hair now, and it’s all your fault!

“Hi, I’m the guy from the video you just watched. He’s a clipshow of the video you just watched.”

“LOOK AT ME CORPORATE DADDY! I STILL LOVE YOU! YOU CAN STEP ON THIS SNEK!”

-finitebanjo

You’re all over this thread, deepthroating the proverbial boot. Keep it up, but just know that no matter how much you lick and love that little foot glove, it won’t love you back.

🎶🎵 Welcome to my shop! Let me trim your mop! Let me shave your crop! DAINtily! 🎵🎶

“One dead CEO.”

“Many more to go.”

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don’t ban.

FUCKING EMBARRASSING!