Destroyer of Worlds 3000
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
The Eye of Sarlac. A butthole wreathed in sand, always watching.
Don’t smoke cigarettes ever.
Slow down at that blind corner in October 1989.
Don’t take the shortcut to downtown in July 1994.
Don’t lift that giant tube tv by yourself in May 2005.
Never stop exercising, playing guitar, writing, and painting/multimedia art.
you’ve been reverse catfished by busty petite asian girl 2 years younger than you.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
My favorite argument is that I was given access to Super God when I a child. Which gives me access to Super Heaven when I die. It’s waaaaay better that regular heaven. You keep praying to regular god or whatever, you mud dwelling peasant. I’ll be looking down on you from Super Heaven and laughing for Extra Eternity.
Their fingers will be coated in butter
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
People
it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost
