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Destroyer of Worlds 3000

DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works
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The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)

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Don’t smoke cigarettes ever.

Slow down at that blind corner in October 1989.

Don’t take the shortcut to downtown in July 1994.

Don’t lift that giant tube tv by yourself in May 2005.

Never stop exercising, playing guitar, writing, and painting/multimedia art.

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I feel like me ordering a half dozen of these to control lights and sprinklers or random network pi-holes is the equivalent of the toast buttering robot on rick and morty. poor things will never live to their potential, but here we are.

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listen to college/indie radio and follow their playlists.

KUOM KCPR WFMU

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where’s the jokes? I came here for the butt jokes.

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you’ve been reverse catfished by busty petite asian girl 2 years younger than you.

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not if it’s metric

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The Eye of Sarlac. A butthole wreathed in sand, always watching.

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AI has all the popularity of the spoiled vaping neighbor kid and his new drone.

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