I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
young ferengi takes human expression “break a leg” too literally
A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom