I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
1 point
Picard learns to play the flute.
1 point
Child actors in an elevator.
1 point
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
1 point
1 point
A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.
2 points
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
1 point