I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

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OP said worst. That’s the best.

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Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

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Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

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Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.

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Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.

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young ferengi takes human expression “break a leg” too literally

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A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.

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Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom

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Come on’n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don’t break the weather control network.

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