139 points

He played the sax 🎷 on TV to get elected and then had sex in the oval office with that intern. Ahhh those were more innocent times.

permalink
report
reply
76 points

Remember the outrage! A president who didn’t tell the truth about his sex life right away was unthinkable!

permalink
report
parent
reply
57 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

No, they tried to impeach him. They were just looking for any angle to do it with. They assigned an open ended special prosecution to find something, anything they could use and Clinton decided to perjure himself on it. It wasn’t noble

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

To be clear, for anyone too young to remember, he WAS impeached for 2 reasons: lying under oath and obstruction of justice.

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_of_Bill_Clinton#:~:text=The House adopted two articles,rejected by the House vote.

permalink
report
parent
reply
36 points

It’s pretty funny

During the deposition, Clinton was asked “Have you ever had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, as that term is defined in Deposition Exhibit 1?” The judge ordered that Clinton be given an opportunity to review the agreed definition. Afterwards, based on the definition created by the Independent Counsel’s Office, Clinton answered, “I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.” Clinton later said, “I thought the definition included any activity by [me], where [I] was the actor and came in contact with those parts of the bodies” which had been explicitly listed (and “with an intent to gratify or arouse the sexual desire of any person”). In other words, Clinton denied that he had ever contacted Lewinsky’s “genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks”, and effectively claimed that the agreed-upon definition of “sexual relations” included giving oral sex but excluded receiving oral sex

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

This is the most lawyer thing I’ve read. Hahaha. I totally forgot about that.

Yes I abused my position of power to get head from a junior intern. But… the rules are the rules, what you gonna do?

permalink
report
parent
reply
-24 points

Bro sexually assaulted an intern in the White House. Let’s not pretend it was just sex life.

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

He did not sexually assault Monica Lewinsky. It was a consensual relationship. He was accused of lying about it in a deposition. That was the alleged crime.

permalink
report
parent
reply
24 points

So you’re certain that her own account of it is a lie? How progressive

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

No it was clearly an official duty as defined circa 2024

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

He’s only accused of raping one woman and she wasnt under age.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

“suspected”

Not defending anything here but I don’t think he’s been formally accused

permalink
report
parent
reply
-1 points

She told her friend about it at the time in 1978. Her story has never changed. She went public in 1999. The problem seems to be that before that in 1998 she didn’t want to talk about it and denied the allegations.

https://www.npr.org/2016/10/09/497291071/a-brief-history-of-juanita-broaddrick-the-woman-accusing-bill-clinton-of-rape

permalink
report
parent
reply
82 points

Also older than George W. Bush and Obama. And Al Gore. Not famously old Dick Cheney, but it’s close. Dan Quayle, George H. W. Bush’s VP, is younger.

permalink
report
reply
29 points

Jesus christ

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

The way I look at is that Biden is the first non-Boomer president in 28 years. And that’s only because he’s too damn old to be a Boomer.

permalink
report
parent
reply
40 points

Both are older than the state of Israel, FFS.

permalink
report
reply
9 points

If Joe Biden didn’t exist, we would have to invent him.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Joe Biden was the old white conservative to balance out a slightly less conservative black president.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

So was every US president except Obama during their term.

It only shows how much of a construct Israel is, as opposed to a representative of the actual people living there.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

Yes, but the point is we are now in 2024. All those other presidents are either dead or retired.

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

Well then there’s good news Biden just dropped out

permalink
report
reply
12 points

Holy fuck, you’re not kidding!

permalink
report
parent
reply
-4 points
*

You know he’s gonna wake up tomorrow and forget that he dropped out, and we’re gonna have to do this all over again.

permalink
report
parent
reply
20 points

Trump should drop out, he’s too old, has the dementia, cheated on his pregnant wife, is a rapist, a racist, and so far has 34 felonies. Very unfit to lead our country.

permalink
report
reply
5 points
*

Which younger fascist would they replace Trump with? I vote for Mark Robinson from NC, a black white supremacist. Because nothing matters anymore.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Political Memes

!politicalmemes@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to politcal memes!

These are our rules:

Be civil

Jokes are okay, but don’t intentionally harass or disturb any member of our community. Sexism, racism and bigotry are not allowed. Good faith argumentation only. No posts discouraging people to vote or shaming people for voting.

No misinformation

Don’t post any intentional misinformation. When asked by mods, provide sources for any claims you make.

Posts should be memes

Random pictures do not qualify as memes. Relevance to politics is required.

No bots, spam or self-promotion

Follow instance rules, ask for your bot to be allowed on this community.

Community stats

  • 8.8K

    Monthly active users

  • 2.2K

    Posts

  • 64K

    Comments