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You ever feel like you live in some sort of Murphy’s Law parallel universe, where the worst possible outcome of every major event happens?

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Yes, that is exactly how if feels.

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How can I switch to the GOOD universe?

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15 points

Turn off the Large Hadron Collider. All this shit started back when they turned it on 😉

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But how does the LHC overlap with the Berenstain Bears and Fruit of the Loom cornucopia? ;)

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Well, which circle of hell are you currently on? We need to ascertain that before you can formally appeal.

Checks notes on Earth simulation categories

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I mean, considering all the fucked up shit that happened before I was even born I’d estimate we were in the 10000000000th circle.

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9 points

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That’s my house everyday

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134 points

If only Trump had a gun, this wouldn’t have happen-

Oh wait… he’s a felon, so he can’t have a gun- but can run for president. This is America now.

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He was surrounded by a lot of highly trained good guys with plenty of guns, the Secret Service, and even they couldn’t stop the bad guy, only respond to him.

(I’m paraphrasing from the second season premiere of The West Wing, but the writers were dead on 24 years ago.)

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If they only had a teacher there with a gun, this wouldn’t have been a problem at all

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Holy shit, he had blood on his ear? If that’s true, he was about a foot away from assassination. That’s wild.

Edit: saw a picture of him and he was def hit in the ear. We won’t hear the end of this for a long time. “Radical democrats are so scared that I’m going to win” etc

Edit 2: let’s do count of “how many push notifications does the news junkie get?” I’m at 3 4 7 so far. Edit: it’s a lot more than 7 but I’m done counting

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He put his hand up to his ear before he went down and you can see blood on his face when Secret Service took him away. Whoever it was missed him by that much.

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9 points

Don’t jump to conclusions. Unfortunately, it’s often times worse than it seems.

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9 points

And yet, nobody in the crowd behind him was hit? That’s… really hard to believe.

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There was blood in the crowd supposedly. Maybe a ricocheted bullet but it’ll be a while until we have reliable info

Edit: 2 dead so far

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One audience member is dead.

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I commented this earlier but I would not be surprised if the people behind him are deceptively far away and only look close at this camera angle.

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9 points

In the video you can see him lifting the hand to the ear after the first bang

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It looks like a chunk of his ear is blown off. Fucking insane!

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31 points

Not like he ever listened to anyone anyway.

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12 points

Holy shit lol

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8 points

I don’t see any chunk missing.

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Best photo I could find, caution, blood.

spoiler

(https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/68ab6623-0010-4175-a38d-43d06e715d3b.jpeg) :::![]

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A cropped version of this photo is in the article

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Nobody in the crowd was hit with anything it seemed, so I don’t think he was shot. If anything, the secret service takedown probably did whatever it was. He’s never going to stfu about this. Wouldn’t be surprised if this was staged.

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He was bleeding before secret service got to him. The video is literally linked for you by OP.

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I saw it. Didn’t see any blood before he ducked, and his head was turned from the side he allegedly got hit in, so I’m not sure how you saw anything.

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He wasn’t shot. Pure publicity stunt. Same shit as WrestleMania.

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82 points

did the attenders draw their guns and stop the assasin?

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31 points

More likely someone fired at him in celebration in those rallies.

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11 points

just saw the news at it was kinda wierd. did not seem like anyone behind him got hit and he was hit in the ear and pumped his fist after ward. They said metal detectors are used so sounds like a sniper type thing. I sorta think they likely would figure out the origin. I wonder if they have him or are after them but don’t want to update yet.

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It seems odd that a bullet might have grazed his ear yet not shot anyone or anything behind him. Also, the picture of his bloodied ear and the splatter make it look like the shot came from behind him.

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3 points

Did you see the cherry picker gush fluid and fall. I think a hydraulic line popped hit someone and police started shooting in that general direction as is usual.

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59 points

This is just going to further guarantee his victory. It’s fucking over. This country is done.

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Shit’s pretty unpredictable. What happens if a MAGAt retaliates and whacks Biden?

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35 points

this is a terrible tragedy but we need to continue to work towards unity in the country so nothing will be done

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8 points

I think that is word for word what Johnson said. And he hated Kennedy.

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11 points

Civil war!

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I’m down

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5 points

As you say, fuck knows.

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4 points

For the Covid vaccine. Or being a “RINO” for some minor perceived infraction, whatever “RINO” even means any more these days…

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That’s my gut reaction too. It’s done. That fucking photo where Trump stood up and did the fist pump with the blood on his face and the American flag in the background:

https://i.headtopics.com/images/2024/7/14/timescolonist/trump-rally-shooting-is-being-investigated-as-an-trump-rally-shooting-is-being-investigated-as-an-56235AE0556FFDA67127295A88A54C8B.webp

There’s no beating that. That’s literally like a movie poster. Whether Biden stays or goes, I really don’t think it matters now.

Also as an aside, I don’t mean this as a compliment to Trump. I think he’s a raging piece of shit and I hope he loses. But it’s elections are all about perception and I really don’t see Biden doing anything to top this.

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You said it better than I could have done myself. It is time to start preparing the resistance now. Civil disobedience is the only way forward.

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10 points

Absolutely it will. Fuck.

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C’mon dude, just post your demoralizing articles and give it a rest - there is no need to further betray your intent with additional words.

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American politics is all theater.

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5 points

From abroad, for the love of everything please go vote. Everything in the US seems to leak out and global warming is well, global.

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My vote is irrelevant. I live in a deep blue stronghold. Nothing I can personally do is going to change what is coming, and the path that we are on. It is time to prepare for the worst.

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Never irrelevant! Don’t find out the hard way that you may be wrong about that. Keep the stronghold strong

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Ah yes, I wanted to vote blue, but now that the felon’s ear got shot, I’ll vote for the fashists.

This is US politics and it makes sense.

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No, it’s more like:

“I wasn’t going to vote because I don’t care about or follow politics. Now I see they are trying to kill this guy so I am going to vote for him because clearly the powers that be want him gone. So, he must be doing something to fight the system like JFK.”

Nobody who was going to vote Dem is changing their vote. It’s all the people who weren’t going to vote that now will because they either think he is badass for surviving an assassination attempt, or because of the web of new conspiracy narratives that are sure to be born from this that further serve to frame Trump as the savior of the common man from the clutches of the evil deep state.

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I am going to vote for him because clearly the powers that be want him gone.

A 20 year old kid is “the powers that be”? LOL. Maybe they will think instead “Wow Trump must be a huge dick if people hate him so much they are trying to kill him”.

he is badass for surviving an assassination attempt

He didn’t look like a badass at all. He looked like someone who had been bloodied because he was so deeply hated.

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Sounds pretty dramatic. With the new cycle the way it is, it will be forgotten in a month.

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[X] DOUBT

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You know these are the people who still claim he won in 2020, right?

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I don’t see it, the lines have been firmly drawn for years. The maga crowd will vote for him regardless of anything and the rest of us wouldn’t piss on him to put out a fire.

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It’s horrifying that our best hope is that a MAGA nutter kills Biden in retaliation and Harris wins in a landslide because of it.

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