Iβm visiting extended family for the first time in a long time, and one of my nieces has reached the impressionable age where she keeps mimicking things that she sees me do. whatβs a really funny but fairly harmless thing I should teach her to do?
Iβve thought my niece that policemen go βoink oinkβ and that pigs go βYou have the right to remain silent!β
Lockpicking
Using Linux
Media piracy
Feeding the homeless
Wheatpasting / graffiti
Political theory
Shoplifting from corporate chains
First Aid
Legal observation
Black bloc tactics
Guerilla gardening
Spotting plainclothes cops / informants
Dialectical Materialism
Teach her to say βI was born on a pirate shipβ
Once sheβs able to say it properly, tell her to open her mouth with a finger at each corner and say the phrase again. Get her to shout it out
Then tell her to show her new trick to mom and dad.
That white cows make milk for white coffee and black cows make milk for black coffee.
I taught my kid to say βmom drinks beer for breakfastβ as soon as she could talk. Wasnβt that popular with the family xD
Reminds me of the people who taught their bird to say βmom beats me! oOoOoOoOoβ
Lol! That reminds me of how (when AOL was thing and I was probably way too young to be on it but would use it to talk to family) my mom had me type out and send βI bought a bunch of cars and RECTUM!β via email or AIM out of nowhere to random family members with no context, even though I had no idea why that was funny, but she thought it was hilarious. Which is pretty damn funny looking back!
