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what would be a funny thing to teach my 5 y/o niece?

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I’m visiting extended family for the first time in a long time, and one of my nieces has reached the impressionable age where she keeps mimicking things that she sees me do. what’s a really funny but fairly harmless thing I should teach her to do?

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Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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That white cows make milk for white coffee and black cows make milk for black coffee.

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MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
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No no no. White cows make milk. Brown cows make chocolate milk.

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