I don’t drink beer and rarely drink alcohol
You’re doing God’s work, OP
This is why you never do it. Just too big a risk.
If you have an ice maker and a small cooler it’s way quicker to put them in the cooler and cover them with ice and water. You know, if you have a cold beer emergency and don’t want to wait for the freezer to cool it down. 5 minutes is plenty.
You can also just wrap them in a wet paper towel to get the same effect. Or even better wet paper towel with some ice on top.
Just got mine out 5 minutes ago! And the one I left overnight.