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Exorcism ❌

Exercise ✅

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Goth girls never exercise. They’re exorcise

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No, they summon Satan

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Elf girls never exorcise, they summon Santa

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Its*

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I saw that too. =/

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‘’’’’’’’’’’

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If it’s grammatically correct, is it really a shitpost?

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it’s*

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Wait, you mean deadlifts aren’t about raising the dead?

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They’re about raising the sarcophagus. Those things can be heavy.

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Wheyfu

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By this logic, Goth girls should not go into economics. They’ll just decrease overall welfare by increasing dead weight loss.

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I can carry her dead weight

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Umm….

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Bruh if you’re “umm 😳” about that, I had a goth girl ask me to pretend she was dead and I was her necrophile and for me to fuck her that way.

And I went along with it.

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Or reducing it by lowering taxes and introducing market clearing policies.

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