No way that’s the m25 they’re moving faster than 2mph

:)

The plot thickens

Doesn’t matter still gotta click lock sixteen times on the car key before it’s locked. That’s because the car key actually locks the car in small increments, so if you press the button only once it’s only somewhat locked. X

In unrelated news big bird seems to have gone missing 🤔

;)

Another chromosome with your tea vicar?

I don’t know what that is so the chances of me doing that are unknown I suppose, please provide more data

Is there an Oglaf comic for this

You can trust Americans to do the right thing after exhaust ing all other options