1 point

“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Snake. Definitely a snake.”

“Rude!”

“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”

permalink
report
reply
8 points

Folks be makin’ jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It’s tremendously sad.

permalink
report
reply
3 points

101

permalink
report
reply
6 points
*

100 snakes in trousers

Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each leg trouser?

permalink
report
reply
4 points

If there’s 2 snakes in each legs then you only need 25 trousers.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

That’s approximately 100 too many.

permalink
report
reply
3 points

approximately

?

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

On average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

More like .7 after this mfer

permalink
report
parent
reply

Not The Onion

!nottheonion@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Community stats

  • 6.4K

    Monthly active users

  • 466

    Posts

  • 7.2K

    Comments

Community moderators