2 points
However, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.
1 point
“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Snake. Definitely a snake.”
“Rude!”
“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”
7 points
With that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes’ trousers.
Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes’ Trousers!
14 points
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Hmm. I think I’ve heard this confucius saying before. How does it go… Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.
4 points
Alright, showoff
