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Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or

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No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!

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I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

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I’ll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.

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7 points

There are specialists that can help you have that removed if you need…

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14 points

Nah, I kinda like it.

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4 points

Congratulations! 👍

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4 points

Kinda? I love mine! I call him Shirley…

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Hmm. I think I’ve heard this confucius saying before. How does it go… Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.

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9 points

That’s approximately 100 too many.

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approximately

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8 points

On average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants

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5 points

More like .7 after this mfer

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