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Come on, now. Ain’t the author heard of Alabama Whurly? She tastes like peach.

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Yeah, “Alaska” is kind of a nice name too

Also Idaho lol

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Having a kid call themselves a Ho is mean

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Yeah, but every time someone says your name they’re calling themselves a ho

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I would love it if I could read this map, but I’m kinda colorblind. And also an idiot.

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100%. I lost my enchroma’s a few years ago and earlier today I was thinking about buying another pair. I wonder if this would be any more readable with them.

Many years ago my optometrist said that wearing a single ruby contact would help me by making reds and greens appear different between each eye. Maybe I should give it a shot on unreadable images like this.

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Would that make one eye ruby red? That would look cool as fuck.

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Here you go, friend

Acceptable (dark green): Washington, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia.

Somewhat acceptable (green): Montana, Arizona, Kansas, Louisiana and Indiana.

Ok (yellow): California, Alaska, Idaho, Colorado, Oklahoma, Michigan, Kentucky, Maryland and Maine.

Somewhat unacceptable (red): Oregon, Wyoming, Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri, Illinois, Arkansas, Hawaii, Texas, Tennessee, Florida, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Vermont and Connecticut.

What the fuck (maroon): Utah, New Mexico, Minnesota, Wisconsin. Mississippi, Alabama, Ohio, Washington DC, New York, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Massachusetts and New Hampshire.

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You the real MVP, BigDaadySlim@lemmy.world

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Also Illinois under “Somewhat unacceptable”

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I feel like you could get away with Minnesota.

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I feel like you could get away with Rhode or Delaware.

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If you name your daughter after a state or city, she will pay for school by dancing.

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Stage names are typically made up. That dancer you like named after a city is probably actually a Jennifer or an Amanda.

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Fun note: Miranda is Latin for good lookin’ and Amanda is Latin for good lovin’.

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Yes, it is acceptable to name your child South Carolina.

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I assume North and South Carolina are green because you can name your kid just “Carolina”, so why is only one of the Washingtons green if we’re allowed to use partial names?

Edit: Also Columbia is a name

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DC isn’t a state… maybe?

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It’s not, but they gave it a rating.

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Same as the Dakotas I presume

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I’m guessing cause they’re using the District of Columbia part and maybe didn’t think about chopping off the District part like with the North and South parts.

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