It would be Seth Rogan dressed in Santa’s clothing going, “heh, heh, heh,” dropping weed down people’s chimney for an hour and a half.
I can already see the bits:
First, he drops a dime bag down the chimney of the local DA. Now, “Santa” is wanted.
He also drops some down a chimney with a fire burning, so the decompressing parents immediately get a contact high.
While flying over Russia, he narrowly avoids rockets after realizing they’re not fireworks.
Also, the slay gets grounded because people don’t have “Christmas spirit,” so he ends up getting pulled over by the police in a christmas slay.
Seth Rogan almost gets arrested until they realize he’s “actually” Santa.
Santa Rogan gets back to the slay and finishes delivering cannabis to the entire world. The entire worlds population is high on Christmas and having a great time. News anchors giggle while delivering the news. They get back to the real Santa and apologize. Seth Rogan asks if he’s still on the naughty list, Santa says, “I might need to make a new list for you,” touches his nose, and dissappears. Roll credits.
That does exist - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa’s_Slay
An… OK silly horror movie. Dont read the plot if you have any interest, just go for it.
The entire worlds population is high on Christmas and having a great time.
There’s a shot of a pair of every single conflicting group blazed and hugging each other.
Edit: The movie opens with cousins going on The Walk to avoid their fighting family, don’t realize what happens, and ends with a shot of them coming home to find everyone happy
You guys are fucking brilliant. I just want to see a mullah and a rabbi getting stoned together now.
christmas slay
Sleigh. Christmas Slay is a very different movie. I think it’s good? I don’t remember much about it lol
Edit: looked it up, it’s great. It’s got bill Goldberg chewing scenery. I should watch that one again.
Editx2: nope, that’s santas slay. No clue about the Christmas Slay movie now that I think about it
Jay and Silent Bob Christmas Special
I want it
It feels like this movie exists and is already 15 years old. We need to make it we can just pretend to remember the movie like a fever dream.
Christmas Trees
Santa wakes up and is like “Dude, where’s my sleigh?”
“What’s mine say?”
“Holly. What’s mine say?”
“Jolly! What’s mine say?”
and so on
