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Boss makes a thousand

I make a buck

That’s why I use the company laser engraver

And don’t give a fuck

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Boss makes a thousand

I make a penny

So I say, “fuck work”

I’ll spend time on Lemmy

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This is amazing

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It’s only “wage theft”

when they take time from you.

But slack off for what’s left:

shocked pikachu

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17 points

Today, management learns about the Streissand Effect.

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13 points

Do laser engravers have a consumable component? It’s not like there’s a tank of liquid photons.

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Assuming its a CO2 tube laser. It does have a certain runtime until the tube burns out. And its like $300 for a new tube depending on the model and wattage

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Hey boss, here’s $300 and I’ll use it whenever and as much as I want.

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8 points

Electricity is pretty consumable

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5 points

The laser part is consumable, albeit very slowly. Moving parts age with wear and tear.

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Do laser engravers take much time to do a run? I suppose time is consumable if there’s a queue of stuff needing to be done.

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2 points

Kinda, the lens can burn out and the bearings can wear out, but I wouldn’t be concerned that’s just regular maintenance.

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5 points

I love it. Great post

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Damn, that means I failed, considering this is Lemmy shitpost 🥲

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4 points

I meant an excellent shitpost

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