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Another con is that vampires are even more immortal than they appear. Even if the vampireā€™s body is completely destroyed, their soul will wander through the universe, unable to affect anything, but still conscious. They canā€™t even communicate with other vampires in that state. Theyā€™ll get to see universe die starting 10 to the power of 16 years from now (end of star formation) until itā€™s finally dead at 10 to the power of 10 to the power of 120, when universe reaches its final energy state. But at least a new universe will start at 10 to the power of 10 to the power of 10 to the power of 56. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future)

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they donā€™t have a soul. only living humans have a soul.

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Where does that lore come from? I thought they literally gave up their soul to the devil, or whatever evil thing rules hell, to have physical immortality?

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Expanding universe theory says itā€™s just guna expand infinitum and fade out to nothingness. forever

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Not a scientist, but that kinda relies on the big bang having infinite energy, which is probably impossible. Eventually gravity will pull everything back together.

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The distances between stellar objects are far too apart for gravity to be a remote factor at all. Let alone dark energy is theorised to be the force accelerating the speed at which matter is distancing itself.

The universe will fade out of existence as suns burn out and their heat is lost to space with even the blackholes burning out (hawking radiation) as they too disappear and space turns into the black nothingness. Objects become so far apart that not even if they emitted light you would not be able to see a thing.

https://youtu.be/HR2C_7G_yRQ?feature=shared

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Real quick questionā€¦Why are you thinking about biting black men right off the batā€¦ You know porn stars, nurses, recruiters, etc all have blood as well?

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OP really thinks vampires arenā€™t gay?

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OP really thinks The Gay isnā€™t transmissible.

Iā€™ve been to a few blood chasing parties, and let me tell you, Iā€™ve seen straight men dying to suck other straight men after being bitten.

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Vampire here.

I donā€™t drink blood (because thatā€™s disgusting, and also crual and unfair), I drink vaginal juices.

AMA

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Hoe many liters do you need on an average day?

Do you avoid or embrace periods?

Thatā€™s all

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I donā€™t need much. Some abilities I can only use using blood (so called blood magic); Such as permanent changes to society; But for everyday life I can completely avoid using blood.

As for the periods, I donā€™t really care. I usually avoid them, but only because my girlfriend wants me to. I seek for social compatibility.

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People have more or less completely forgotten that vampires are meant to represent the monstrosity of an unchecked aristocracy/wealthy upper class. They sold their souls for power and now live exclusively by feeding off those beneath them. You donā€™t just ā€˜becomeā€™ a vampire like you donā€™t just ā€˜becomeā€™ rich. You can certainly become enthralled to a vampire though

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That was never the case. Traditional folk tales about vampires were a way to understand corpse decomposition. The narrative changed in 1819.

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which anthropologist are you relying on for this analysis?

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ā€œThat was never the case.ā€ ā€œThat then became the case.ā€

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I never actually realised this. Now Iā€™m going to be thinking about every depiction of vampires Iā€™ve been exposed to, for the rest of the day.

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