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I’ll never understand that reaction. I completely understand seeing that and wanting to kill yourself, but I never thought the happy couple should die.

I see those kinds of couples and my only thoughts are usually some form of “lucky lucky. I’m such a worthless piece of shit.” Lol

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96 points

Armchair psychology by your local dipshit:

Depression tends to be irrational, and thus thought processes around it tend to be irrational.

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62 points

“if i can’t have it, nobody should have it”

also applies to everyone who opposes progress because they had it hard in life

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18 points

That’s a lot of people. They’re a fucking problem.

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3 points

I kinda get that. Its like trying to be happy for a billionaire who lives in a castle whilst you can barely afford rent.

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It probably depends on your personality, mainly agreeableness.

Agreeable people direct their anger and frustration at themselves, while those who are disagreeable direct it at others.

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That makes a lot of sense and I do tend to score high in agreeableness when I’ve taken those silly personality tests

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I’ll never understand that reaction.

The experience probably felt painful (literally) for Anon so his lizard brain immediately wanted to strike back at what’s causing the pain. Doesn’t make much sense of course so he didn’t actually do it, probably felt bad about it too.

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9 points

Now imagine you had more than a good shot, and you where the one who rejected her. How would you feel, looking back and seeing you where an idiot?

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12 points

Fucking hell, you have to forgive your past self for being a dumbass. Everyone’s past self was an idiot literally because they didn’t know what present self knows.

Forgive your past and focus on working your present for what you want for your future self.

It’s not hippy-dippy bullshit, it’s literally the foundational principle for doing anything in life like getting fitter, starting a business, learning a new skill / subject, improving your dating prospects, etc.

If you only wallow in your past mistakes and not doing the teeny-tiniest improvements of literally 1% or 0.1%, then you’re not living, you’re just dying slowly. Living is much more fun.

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8 points

You live and you learn, hopefully. But if you can do it once, you can do it again!

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138 points

> Sees happy people
> Immediate reaction is wanting to kill them

“Why am I always alone? :(”

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btw you can put two spaces after a line for it to actually skip to the next one

like
this

(there are two spaces after the word “like”)
(if you need any more information to understand this thing please ask, i’ll be happy to help :D)

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8 points

Just google markdown if you haven’t

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1 point

They already appeared as multiple lines on my client, but I’ve added two spaces, thanks.

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2 points

thats weird, for me it didnt. you’re welcome though!

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3 points

Anon just needs to find himself someone as miserable as him, problem solved!

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3 points

Normalized jealousy.

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3 points

This is not the only reason a person is alone, right? I am also alone, but I don’t think I want to kill others for that

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No, everyone who is alone is so because they want to commit murder.

Source: am alone

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5 points

Remember: boardrooms, not classrooms.

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Decent human beings, when confronted with the stark contrast between other people’s happiness and our own pathetic misery, feel suicidal, not homicidal

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1 point

Unless the listen to Jordan Peterson at which point they feel inspired to grow, as a result of realizing meaning comes from having a direction in life.

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113 points

Interesting how this short story includes height

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Interesting how you chose to describe this story by its height

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Dude, incels are obsessed with height

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2 points

They are the only people that actually know their own height. Most people have a vague idea but they can’t give you exact measurements because to be honest it’s not important.

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Im tall enough that I can reach the upper cupboards without a stool if I stand on my tippy toes. That’s what’s truly important.

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The act of rumination on a depressive episode involves your brain trying to find something about you, something immutable and deeply connected with who you are as a person, and it takes that thing and amplifies it through a wickedly destructive lens.

See, a lot of people don’t know how their own brain works. They think they can think about something and their thoughts will reason out a solution, or that all their ideas are based on the brain’s ability to connect logical elements.

Nothing could be further from the truth. Your brain is designed to write a story to explain how you feel. That’s it. If you already feel bad, especially if you’re not entirely sure why, your brain will scramble for a story, it will tie together every weird loose-end it can find, and assemble a batshit nonsense story for you, which you will believe wholeheartedly. You think your brain is you. You think your thoughts have to be true if they come from inside. Many people never consider that their own thinking is fundamentally wrong, and most of us are wrong about a number of things we feel wholly confident about.

Curbing depressive episodes and getting your life back involves learning to identify when you start ruminating and nipping it in the bud. For many insecure, lonely guys, memes/stories like this will be MAJOR trigger-points for rumination episodes, an act that becomes strangely addictive when you’re suffering depression.

The difference between some sullen incel who hates life and hates you and hates women and hates themselves, but happens to be 5’ 9", versus a really short dude who has a nice girlfriend and smiles a lot about their life and appreciates what he has, absolutely comes down to how their brains have learned to assemble stories for their world and how emotionally intelligent they are. Some dude is reading this post right now gnashing their teeth and formulating pushback and opposition because their brain is resisting this message because brains hate to be wrong. Even though they’re very good at being wrong.

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4 points

This is just… Wow, absolutely incredible explanation.

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You discribe both nightmares and anxiety realy well with your explanation IMO. And intrusive thoughts probably follow the same “brain has a target, and just fills in the details to fet there” too.

Those people vaning away because of a girl 6 inches shorter though, I mean it’s just 15cm?? Even a shorty can find girls 15 cm shorter, right? Amazing.

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22 points

I think it sets up the scene, of her having to look up at his face a little bit

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1 point

You could just say “She looked up into his eyes”

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33 points

See a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”

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12 points

proceeds to squash him with her head

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3 points

NEED

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84 points

4chan proving it’s incel ground zero, those unfuckable virgins are a bane on society.

Maybe work on yourself and stop hating the world for your own problems.

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My qualm with “working on yourself” advise is that it is too broad and non-specific, which I think makes a person even more confused. There are so many little details that a person may miss in relation to themselves. It requires a lot of introspection. But even then, even if the person does a lot of thinking, the conclusion may be wrong. For example, the guy does work out and believes he will attract girls; but if he doesn’t realise he’s got bad breath and got turned down for it, it could lead to the wrong conclusion for him that women in general are just mean, or whatever other wrong conclusion that the guy could draw from.

I’ve seen guys struggle with dating, even good looking ones, but most of the time it is because they struggle to figure out the finer details. However, the problem is that it is hard to broach the topic because it may offend the person. Each individuals are unique and as much as we are all unique in our own good way, it also applies that we are all uniquely flawed. We have to figure out the latter and rectify it without putting ourselves down. But even the process of rectifying one’s own self can be challenging, because introspection could lead to unhealthy conclusions and behaviours if not done in healthy manner.

I don’t know if it makes sense, but that’s just my two cents based from my personal experience and what I observed about others. I think many men are struggling because they don’t get specific enough advise. There is no “one size fits all” advise for men in dating and relationships (if there is, unfortunately the broad “one size fits all advise” are easily used for exploitation by those who could influence, as we saw with Andrew Tate and others). But as I mentioned, providing specific advise to individuals is a hard thing to broach.

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A person who has bad breath for a long time, and doesn’t realize it, is correct to assume that others are selfish.

He may not realize exactly what’s happening, but what’s happening is that hundreds of people are perceiving his problem clearly and choosing not to tell him because it would cause them a few seconds of discomfort to do so.

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My mother pointed that typically only family members would be blunt about your flaws, and not necessarily from your friends. From my own experience, she is kinda right. The thing however is that in Western society, individualism is overly valued. People are expected to be on their own. Staying with parents is stigmatised. Or, friends and family move out so there is increasingly little socialisation and more isolation. You receive relatively fewer feedbacks as a result. And even if a flaw is pointed out in a polite and constructive manner, you don’t know how the person will react and respond. The person may think others are selfish for not mentioning about the bad breath, but if that person lashes out or took it personally, that person is selfish for not taking a constructive feedback. Instead of having negative reaction, the person should say “okay, I will take care of myself next time.”

Even if a flaw is pointed, there could be many other things. Like a machine, there are moving parts. Sure, you can improve your hygiene; but if you are too uptight, too shy, rude, your attempts at flirting comes off as too creepy etc, few or or all of those things will be a turn off for women. Never mind not owning a Porsche or being 5’5" in height, less shallow women like men who takes care of themselves, a gentleman, not too serious and confident. Mature women take personality more than physicality any day. I know short, less good looking guys date tall, model-looking women because they are confident and a gentleman.

Having a bad breath is an example I could think off the top of my head when I typed my initial comment, but there are other examples I could have pointed out. Although, those other examples would be too uncomfortable to mention to the person, like having neurodivergence not being alleviated, or “too feminine” (I am for delineating traditional gender roles but there are still some foundations which I believe would be required to qualify for the expected image of heterosexual man and woman). They are two examples I have seen of my friends (they got partners now but struggled with dating before), and good luck telling them that why they struggled.

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Yep. “Work on yourself” sounds right but where’s the rest? Nobody has an answer except the far right who use that as an opening to groom them into the incel politics/culture war army. Usually the answer from everyone else is “figure it out yourself”. Because you’re supposed to be a big man. And men just figure shit out.

That’s a traditionalism that is still being upheld. Especially by left leaning. It’s not very progressive to uphold traditional gender stereotypes is it. These are guys that need help. And you tell them “work on yourself” in other words just figure it out bro. Oh, they figure alright. Figure right into the very thing you all hate so much.

As you said these topics are hard to broach. Why then does “clean your room” and “take a shower” come so easily from a certain type of person.

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If the left wants to help men grow I’m all for that. Until then, I’ll enjoy my right wing friends who give a fuck about me, value growth, and encourage me to take on responsibility.

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I think it’s important to consider who is on the other side of that conversation. If a woman rejects a guy, she does not owe him an explanation. She does not owe him “constructive criticism” and actionable things to work on because that is a monumental amount of emotional labor that is wholly unreasonable to demand of someone. This isn’t even getting into the issue that many women feel unsafe about rejecting certain types of guys because there’s a very reasonable fear that her “no” will just be ignored and she will become the target of assault or stalking.

Yes, someone needs to have serious, in-depth conversations with these young men, but the quiet part no one is saying is that that nebulous “someone” is implied to be the women that reject them. It is frankly disgusting to expect that emotional labor from someone who is explicitly trying to extract themselves from that relationship/interaction.

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I concur. It’s also not helping that men don’t really get a lot of compliments, so they don’t know what they’re doing right. Plus certain people, like the creators of dating site or those awful PUA sites, trying to make a business from other people’s suffering. I mean, the general idea of getting neckbeards out of their comfort zones is laudable, but those parasites then took it way too far and turned to full-on exploitation and misogyny, cementing the status quo.
I used to know this pretty normal, likeable guy who used to be a real ladies’ man until his early 30s. Wondering what happened, he swallowed this whole PUA BS hook line and sinker, but things didn’t improve. What has changed about him, though, was that he had gotten a career and, while being quite successful and hoarding money big time, his free time was gone. He just wasn’t fun anymore. Also, he just didn’t look healthy anymore. And then we lost contact.

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Social media is terrible for this too. Spend any time on tiktok or youtube and it will at least try to serve you some light “men today have it so hard and it’s women’s fault” content. I imagine that if you bite, the algorithm will ramp it up.

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I always took “work on yourself” to mean “go to therapy”. That’s always a good start.

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Incels probably need industrial strength therapy, not grooming. The mindset that they world owes them a woman, and that it’s somehow women’s fault that they’re celibate, is deeply toxic

There are people with a similar woman-hating mindset who are successful at attracting women, which might make them happier, but not better.

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Disclaimer: I was never an Incel. I held no ill will against women, I always had many female friends. I’m politically active and call myself a feminist. Still, I didn’t ever have a romantic partnership and I suffered from it.

I am 29 years old. This year I started treating my chronic depression I never admitted I had and oh wonder I found a wonderful partner in a matter of months. Incel ideology is so fucked up. These guys seriously need help and support structures but they reject all that and hate half of humanity instead.

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Well, noone ever showed them differently. And then, thanks to the internet, they get sucked into some circle-jerk of, at first, involuntaries, and then they get hyped against women. At least it isn’t their own fault anymore but the women’s. They feel better, and the circle did a fullturn and starts to drag them deeper.

It’s understandable. But ultimately makes it harder and harder for them to ever crawl out of that pit and work on the real issues.

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Incel refers to guys that turned misogynist because they’re involuntarily celibate.

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Someone needs to come up with a solution, preferably final, for the incel problem… Not everyone gets to make children. Not everyone should get to make children - these fucking weirdos are clearly the “bachelor pride” rejects of humanity.

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So … incels shouldn’t be allowed to have children …

If only there was some mechanism of enforcing that.

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ITT: People who apparently never had an intrusive thought getting awfully judgy about someone’s immediate feelings.

Decency is to not act on negative emotions and impulses, not never having them.

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On the other hand, the act of sharing this response without also sharing a method of resolution and/or a framing or context that makes it a passing feeling and not a “harsh reality about current society” or whatever your brain will try to attach to, just provides miserable people yet another rumination topic to get lost down.

For healthy adults, you learn how to manage or avoid rumination. For people without social experience, without a healthy level of emotional intelligence, and especially without good, involved parenting, a young mind can take a post like this and just get absolutely lost down the rabbit-hole of negative validation. Seeing someone in the community you connect with sharing a feeling that your already depressed brain can latch onto is a recipe for depressive contagions.

Get your teenagers off the internet people.

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That is true, neither shaming people for how they might feel in the moment nor sharing it without context is great or helpful.

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I suspect people are just good at identifying incels

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“We have found a witch! May we burn her?”

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