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> Sees happy people
> Immediate reaction is wanting to kill them

“Why am I always alone? :(”

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btw you can put two spaces after a line for it to actually skip to the next one

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this

(there are two spaces after the word “like”)
(if you need any more information to understand this thing please ask, i’ll be happy to help :D)

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8 points

Just google markdown if you haven’t

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Thanks, satan

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They already appeared as multiple lines on my client, but I’ve added two spaces, thanks.

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2 points

thats weird, for me it didnt. you’re welcome though!

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3 points

Normalized jealousy.

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This is not the only reason a person is alone, right? I am also alone, but I don’t think I want to kill others for that

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No, everyone who is alone is so because they want to commit murder.

Source: am alone

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Remember: boardrooms, not classrooms.

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Anon just needs to find himself someone as miserable as him, problem solved!

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Decent human beings, when confronted with the stark contrast between other people’s happiness and our own pathetic misery, feel suicidal, not homicidal

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Unless the listen to Jordan Peterson at which point they feel inspired to grow, as a result of realizing meaning comes from having a direction in life.

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