70 points

For real. Came into work for six months and talked to this dude about a bunch of stuff every time. Only a week ago did I find out his name. Now I can finally say his name instead of starting off with “hey bro”

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At least you remember names. Someone can tell me their name, I’ll repeat it as suggested, forget it a few days later anyway.

I’ll remember a phone number before someone’s name.

Hell, I remember one dude as initials + his age when I met him. I don’t know why. Example: If I met John Doe aged 32, there’s a chance I’d remember him as “JD32”, and forget his actual name.
Shout-out to MK22, I forgot your name again.

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As long as you didn’t meet anyone named Martin Swanson at age 13…

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11 points

I just remember faces for 20 years, no clue about their names.

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2 points

Meet my friends R2D2 and C3P0

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I have a friend who has a lot of friends. Sometimes we hangout together, but rarely. I cannot for the life of me remember their names and I swear 3 of them look the fucking same to me. It’s always a struggle to keep pretending for hours until I finally hear someone call one of them by name. I remember that for a few hours. If we hangout again next day it resets out of my head again.

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2 points

Could you possibly have face blindness?

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1 point

I sometimes make a note with someone’s name and brief description that sticks to me.

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43 points

We don’t need names, so long we vibe

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Haha there’s a guy I hang out with at the library and I think he’s great.

Wanted to invite him to a party and realized I had no way to get in touch. No name or anything.

For like a month, I’ve been trying to visit the library at the same exact time to see if we bump into each other.

Library stranger, I hope we meet again.

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5 points

If someone I just met uses my name regularly I feel like they’re trying to sell me something.

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If someone I talk to keeps using my name, I think they’re following advice on how to remember names, and that they’re bad at names

‘The memory palace’ is the superior memorization method

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It’s cool. I don’t usually care about people‘s names that much, and I know he doesn’t care about my name, so why does it matter.

For the most part people can call me dude and bro until the end of time at work.

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11 points

Or El Duderino, if they’re not into the whole brevity thing.

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6 points

“I’m the dude, man”

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113 points

A month? I’ve known guys for years and still don’t know their names and it is WAY too late to ask.

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That’s when you figure out a reason to hand them a clipboard and say, “Imma need you to sign in.”

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The obvious way out of this situation: open your own kebab place and start calling him bossman or chief.

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I fucking detest when people call me bossman.

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Here’s a fun way to play it- say “We’ve talked so many times over the years, and I bet you don’t even know my name.”

If he does, explain that you said that because you don’t know his, laugh about it. Get his name and put it in your phone if you think you’ll forget.

If he doesn’t, then say “Well we’re in the same boat because I don’t know yours!” Exchange names, and put it in your phone if you think you’ll forget.

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Here’s a less convoluted way: “hey [mate, bro, …] I never caught your name”

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