nathan mahoney kills another ceo

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Hey maybe school shootings will go down now

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CEO’s are the new classrooms

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And then congress with actually do something about it…

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And Trump is the only president who has ever advocated a complete gun ban.

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Idk there was already one since luigi

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If this was named Mario I would check myself with a psychologist.

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There are 16 mass shootings in the US from Dec 4th to today Dec 19th. That’s from the wiki on it.

Yes only 1 was at a school, but this shit is not going to show down or stop with how we currently are dealing with it.

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Swap school shootings with workplace stabbings. Uno reverse, American style.

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Bring it full circle. Max points for gun manufacturer CEOs.

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They make tank parts, fyi.

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That’s very noteworthy!

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Like…for peace tanks?

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Like…for fish tanks?

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And electric car parts. It’s an engineering / machining company, you would be very hard pressed to find any companies like it that don’t work with the largest source of funding in the world

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with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.

though.

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:(

Everyone, if you’re stabbing someone don’t leave the knife in. It’s gonna block most of the bleeding and give the “victim” higher chances of survival

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And maybe twist if you have the time…

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And maybe twist if you have the time…

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11 points

Smear a little poop on it.

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So you’re saying I can remove it and stab again??

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As many times as you want!

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Not only CAN you, it’s also encouraged.

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This isn’t :(

I understand that we are angry, BUT we know nothing about this guy – the company seems like a small niche manufacturing business. The guy isn’t some super elite C-suite executive, he’s just a high-level manager/director. Maybe he was an asshole. Don’t know if he is guilty of anything though

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You gotta stab then twist

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Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.

This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you’ve got a real knife and know what you’re doing but it’s more effort than it’s worth otherwise, and the one thing that won’t work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.

Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it’s just unpleasant.

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However, the carotid artery is both easy to access and difficult to repair in time. Not that I’m in any way condoning these terrible attacks.

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This guy deposes

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Suddenly realizing the anti-education efforts of the Republican bunch, the Koch’s and all their ilk, is actually motivated by self-preservation. It’s harder to know how to kill your overlords if you never learn about anatomy to know what parts are fragile. For example, you’d never know that cutting the femoral arteries can be every bit as fatal as the carotids, or that when targeting the heart/lungs a knife blade in a vertical orientation would just get caught in the ribs, or that puncturing both lungs would also be extremely bad.

A gut wound that reaches the abdominal aorta very well could be death, but how many people even know where it is?

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Definitely don’t lock yourself in with them and repeatedly stab their lungs in a flurry of blows on both sides. That could cause their lungs to collapse and / or fill with blood, which might result in a death by either filling your chest with air but still gasp for air, or drowning in their own blood. And nobody wants that.

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Except real though

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