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Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

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Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he’s ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend’s parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

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Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude’s spittin Bukowski all on his own.

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LOL. This has been my avatar in several games/forums for years now. I went and found the image when this was reposted to reddit a few years back. The monkey just looks cool!

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This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.

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5 points

That’s the face of a philosopher.

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I thought that’s what I said. 😉

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4 points

Motherfucker looks like bukowski

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Dude wears a leather jacket and hangs out by the jukebox at the local burger joint with his 78 transam

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This is the closest I’ve ever come to smoking.

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When I was young and feeling invulnerable, the heavyweight wrestler for our university (who i worked with) told me I looked tough and cool with a cig hanging from my mouth.

He didn’t really have the capacity for dry sarcasm. I remember thinking that was not a good thing to tell me. Especially bc I knew that I wasn’t “cool”. I was a dork.

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8 points

he got a marlboro sponsorship

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That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.

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Mario Puzo says that chimp is The Don.

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89 points

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wdym he was vice president!

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Yeah uh, that wasn’t a good anti smoking ad.

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That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

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51 points

The frog and the chimp go so hard

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9 points

They got that 15 degree fag

The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.

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What!? 45 degrees is three times the angle 15 degrees will ever be!

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Exactly.

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On the ape it looks cool, though.

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