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My favorite Steven Seagal story, from his Wikipedia page:

Seagal has been accused by former stunt performers who have worked with him, including Kane Hodder, Stephen Quadros, and Gene LeBell, of intentionally hitting stuntmen during scenes. Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film’s stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was “immune” to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal’s neck, and once Seagal said “go”, proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels. Seagal bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated he was present and said that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold on Seagal, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.

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75 points

A movie producer I worked with in my time in the industry had done a movie with Segal in which Segal was to shoot a gun. Segal said he would only use a very specifically modified AR15. The production purchased the AR with all of the upgrades Segal requested. Segal fired it one time, said it was too loud and had too much kickback and he wanted to use a prop instead.

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57 points

He said an AR-15 had too much recoil? Is he made of tissue paper, or did they mod it to fire artillery shells? Christ, one of the demos they did for us at our first live fire in basic training was having one of our fellow soldiers hold an M-16 stock UP TO HIS NUTS and fire it downrange to show just how little recoil they had. I’m not kidding, I personally witnessed this. I have also put at least 20,000 rounds through M-16’s and AR-15’s in my life. They don’t kick. Seagal is a pussy.

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I was trained with the H&K G3 with a slide stock. It’s 7.62 and when I tried a 5.56 for the first time (a Swedish AK-5)I literally had to check to see if it did indeed shoot. There was no recoil from the 5.56. Never tried a M-16 apart from checking out the M-4 that the Rangers my squad was seconded to had (I was Norwegian Combat Engineer), no way that can kick to much.

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It’s why they’re in common use and one of the best things for home defense. Basically anyone can handle one

Edit: ITT… people who think a shotgun with birdshot isn’t going through walls and is easier to use than a AR. In close distances, birdshot is a slug and will %100 go through walls.

https://youtu.be/j3BlRPtCj2E?feature=shared

Stop being stupid… unless you’re shooting 22lr, it’s going through multiple walls.

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4 points

Do you know what happened to the gun afterwards?

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10 points

The producer has it.

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5 points

He ate it, from what it looks like.

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39 points

I’m just using your story as an excuse to promote Bobby Fingers. Check out a diorama on the confrontation.

https://youtu.be/3aCMTpJx2cs

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16 points

You can not go wrong with Bobby Fingers.

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6 points

I’m glad you did. What craftsmanship!

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34 points

Lol imagine thinking that aikido training means your brain doesn’t need oxygen.

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18 points

Well, I would have guessed that less brain needs less oxygen, but I’m clearly wrong.

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26 points

It’s truly a gem of a story. I can only hope Seagal thinks of it frequently, and has yet to accept himself and heal.

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On the other hand, when Seagal was asked about the incident, he directly denied the allegations, calling LeBell a “sick, pathological scumbag liar”, and offered the name of a witness who could prove LeBell had fabricated the entire story. The claim garnered a heated response from LeBell’s trainee Ronda Rousey, who said that Seagal was the one lying, and declared “If [Seagal] says anything bad about Gene to my face, I’d make him crap his pants a second time.”

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16 points

I love this. If it were a lie, I’m certain he’d sue them for defamation. Honestly, they probably should have sued him for calling them liars. Make him go to court over it and get it all documented. That would be the funniest thing to happen.

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7 points

Rereading this makes me want to hug someone. It’s like a blanket straight from the dryer. Thank you

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11 points

Based on the picture it looks like he vowed to never take another shit for the rest of his life.

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3 points

The champion of No Shit September.

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18 points

Lost a scuffle to avoid getting choked, gets choked anyway. Shit self in the process. Classic Seagal.

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9 points

Haha oh wow… He not only failed to stay concious, but also shit himself in front of everyone. I love that for him.

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4 points

Honestly, they both come across as Dumb & Dumber. LeBell surely didn’t have to actually prove such claim, but he still wanted to put Seagal to sleep, which could have ended in Seagal’s death. It’s literally a Jackass situation.

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160 points

Good to know that I, too, have the body of an action movie star.

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21 points

“Star,” like that chair, is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

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122 points

Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.

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32 points

It’s not that it’s deplorable, it’s that it’s comical given the context of him making a career being a self-deluded unconvincing badass.

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2 points

I think it’s fitting

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5 points

I don’t think anything is fitting.

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27 points

For him it’s not the fact that he’s fat, but the absolute tragedy of a personality that excuses themselves shoveling food into his gullet. Cause you just know that in his own head he thinks he could still kick anyone’s ass.

Most people aren’t fat for that reason and being fat isn’t a reason to make fun. But Steven Segal’s pathology makes him being fat a little funny.

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11 points

As a fatty, I can agree with this sentence.

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Yeah and like I know fat people who could kick the average ass, they tend towards being more in the longshoteman body type. But segall isn’t one of them. They know they’re no action hero.

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14 points

Him being fat is the only relatable thing about him.

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0 points

Well.

Being addict isn’t inherently bad but we ought not celebrate or normalize their overt addiction.

Willfully ignoring that its addiction and being ok consuming more resources than you need has historically been considered one of the more cruel and selfish things you can do.

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Historically, food wasn’t as abundant as it is today. Gluttony as a sin, at least with food, isn’t the same today as it was 200 years ago. That’s a ridiculous argument to make. If you really want to speak ‘historically’, it was advantageous for our hunter gatherer ancestors to exploit any opportunity for extra food because they never knew when the next meal would be. We’re still hardwired for that, except food isn’t rare anymore it’s abundant for most people on the planet.

Besides, food addiction isn’t the same as other additions, an alcoholic can obtain from drinking alcohol, an opioid addict can too, no one can stop eating food. Unlike other additions, someone who’s obese because of their eating habits can’t quit food. The thing their addicted to is in front of their face every day.

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Yeah, the sin of gluttony is more like getting up for seconds before everyone has had firsts then taking all the leftovers. It’s feasting on your seed grain. It’s the sort of shit that sparked the first French revolution

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You just described addiction, neat.

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73 points

People these days just don’t appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

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People these days just don’t appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.

You may not like it, but this is what peak chair performance looks like.

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22 points

Lmao that chair is hanging on for dear life 😂

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2 points

But is doing so at the very peak of its abilities!

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This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine

Update: I did 20 minutes of moderate exercise today!

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12 points

You know this isn’t a mirror, right?

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42 points

Then why do I see myself in it?

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3 points

Hey do you actually have a rowing machine? I’ve been looking at them for over a month and I just have no idea what to get. Curious what you have and if you like it.

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5 points

I have one and I love it. I went with a concept2 and it’s great.

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4 points

I can second the Concept 2. I’ve had mine a few years and it’s still a solid workout.

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2 points

I used to love using a rowing machine.

After having lost a significant amount of weight, I no longer have the necessary padding in my ass and sitting on one, especially leaning back is excruciating due to a common problem among obese people. My tail bone is permanently fucked.

Never get fat friends. Some things your body recovers from as you lose weight, some things you carry forever.

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I want one so bad the problem is the space. I wish they weren’t so cumbersome

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I got this one from Mr. Bezos, though it appears discontinued.

I really like the workout I get from it, since it does my arms, shoulders, abs, back, and legs all at once. The only issue I’ve had is that I have to wear shoes because the foot things hurt my bare feet, but that’s minor. It was really easy to set up and you get a free plastic water pump with it.

Also, I’m tall and my partner is short but it works for both of us without adjustment which is better than their exercise bike. I also like that it can stand up for storage, which reduces its footprint by like 90%.

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Dont cheap out too much, really cheap ones have terrible mechanisms which will make you not want to use it. They are big, heavy and kick your arse exercise wise so they tend to get sold second hand quite often. Much better off buying a used higher end machine than a brand new cheap one.

Concept 2s are very popular in gyms.

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