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if ceo assassinations were a tenth as common as school shootings, the usa would have the toughest gun control laws in the world.

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Hmm… wait a minute, are you suggesting that we [Redacted by lemmy.world admins]?

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If there’s anything that the bourgeoisie has told us in the last month

It’s that [Redacted by lemmy.world admins] Is our absolute most effective path forward.

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Lmao, theres actually a term for this

The “White Paper Protest”

Protestors would just show up with sign that is blank, because it would be illegal to actually write the words, and everyone already know what you meant. Funny thing is that blank sign itself also became illegal. Seems like the US could be heading that way under Project 2025.

Remember folks, there’s only way out of this, it’s to [Redacted by lemmy.world admins]!

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Totally calling that line (from a Google voice number obtained on a VM) to chat with the underpaid folks about the inanity of their job but how they should take that paycheck and also demand more because the lines are flooded.

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Just make sure you use burner number.

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you know that google can map the call to your IP and your provider (or VPN provider) the IP to your payment method, right?

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Not mullvad. Paid for my VPN with cash.

You know that spoofing an IP is trivially easy, right?

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not if you want to get a reply

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Someone should hack it so it just redirects to Kitboga’s scammer-trapping labyrinth.

Or better yet, it detects which CEO is calling, and it just dumps the bastards into their own company’s AI-hell phone tree.

I prefer my punishments to be ironic.

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Man i would love to read a transcription of that call hahaha!

"I walked into my private bathroom during the 15 minute “return to office pizza party and some animal had written DDD on the wall! I pay good money for this service, want a police escort for my coffee run!”

-Seeo the Clown

I hope being a CEO becomes the most dangerous job in the country making the job untenable until they all get replaced with wallstreetbets AI algo.

“No matter how angry we are, you cannot take a weapon, a ghost gun, put a silencer on and target someone and shoot them. That’s the bottom line,” said Adams

Actually big guy? Turns out you can

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I’m sure no online community would constantly prank call that hotline 😎👍

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I mean, it’s not hard to become a CEO. It’s not expensive to register an LLC. And you can give yourself whatever stupid title you want.

And, whose to say I, a newly minted CEO, don’t feel in fear for my life due to my health insurance company? Make yourself a CEO, and any time they deny a claim, call in to report your health insurance company for threatening your life.

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