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0118 999 881 999 119 725

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Tap for spoiler

…3

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Can women who are threatened by abusive exes use this hotline? Or is it only for capitalist murderers?

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Strictly for those that don’t need it. Just like most of what the likes of Hochum and Adams prioritize.

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if ceo assassinations were a tenth as common as school shootings, the usa would have the toughest gun control laws in the world.

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Hmm… wait a minute, are you suggesting that we [Redacted by lemmy.world admins]?

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If there’s anything that the bourgeoisie has told us in the last month

It’s that [Redacted by lemmy.world admins] Is our absolute most effective path forward.

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Lmao, theres actually a term for this

The “White Paper Protest”

Protestors would just show up with sign that is blank, because it would be illegal to actually write the words, and everyone already know what you meant. Funny thing is that blank sign itself also became illegal. Seems like the US could be heading that way under Project 2025.

Remember folks, there’s only way out of this, it’s to [Redacted by lemmy.world admins]!

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Totally calling that line (from a Google voice number obtained on a VM) to chat with the underpaid folks about the inanity of their job but how they should take that paycheck and also demand more because the lines are flooded.

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you know that google can map the call to your IP and your provider (or VPN provider) the IP to your payment method, right?

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Not mullvad. Paid for my VPN with cash.

You know that spoofing an IP is trivially easy, right?

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not if you want to get a reply

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Just make sure you use burner number.

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sigh well that was a real nice secret CEO hotline we had once.

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My head went to the exact same place.

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