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New York May Create Hotline For Threatened CEOs(www.joemygod.com)

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Jubei Kibagami@lemmy.world
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I’m sure no online community would constantly prank call that hotline 😎👍

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I mean, it’s not hard to become a CEO. It’s not expensive to register an LLC. And you can give yourself whatever stupid title you want.

And, whose to say I, a newly minted CEO, don’t feel in fear for my life due to my health insurance company? Make yourself a CEO, and any time they deny a claim, call in to report your health insurance company for threatening your life.

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