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First the Altoona Pizza Abomination, now this.

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Surprised they didn’t complain about the sushi being a roll of canned tuna with cream cheese. I wouldn’t worry about the ranch.

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6 points

They complained it wasn’t American cheese

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20 points

Somebody please introduce this person to Japanese mayo.

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20 points

💯

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10 points

egg yolks

typical Japan, not fans of the whites …

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8 points

tbf they’re not fans of the non-japanese, not just whites

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How do you make mayonnaise?

The recipe I use calls for 3 egg yolks, 1 tbsp oil, ½tsp lemon juice, ½ tsp lime juice, ¼tsp sugar, pinch of salt.

Whip together in a bowl or jar, it won’t emulsify if there’s a thunderstorm coming.

Somehow the yolks turn white. I assume this is due to the proteins getting stretched.

Source: The whitest kid you know, and I’m American as Mac n Cheese.

You can add one of the egg whites if you’re making an aioli from scratch. Otherwise, they can be used for merengue.

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6 points

Side-eyes the chunks of Creme-cheese in those Sushi Rolls … yes, the ranch-dipping crosses some sort of line, I guess.

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The Philadelphia roll is pretty good though. Reminds me of bagels and lox. Why gatekeep, friend?

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because fish and dairy is an iffy combination.

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For you maybe, but bagels and lox is fire. Definitely worth trying.

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I actually love all of it, minus any need for adding ranch dressing. Just saying that you, me, and OP have no grounds to diss it.

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True. I’ve got to imagine it is not good, like at all. But there is this nihilistic bastard in my head gaslighting me; Maybe it’s not so bad. We care about nothing, Lebowski. Point being there is a non-zero chance that this is legit. Probably terrible, but I am saying that there’s a chance.

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Food doesn’t evolve in a vacuum. I love how cultures meeting also means developing music, traditions, music and food. Vietnamese is fusion of Asia and France. Viet-Cajun is vietnamese in the south of US. And then you get the marvelous vier-cajun-viet! British Indians developing the food.

Salmon sushi is Norwegian (ish) so different sauce on sushi…bring it on

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