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Anon tries to be attractive(sh.itjust.works)

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LostXOR@fedia.io
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“Anon’s a pretty nice guy, but it kinda weirds me out how he’s always grabbing his butt and wincing in pain”

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Hotdog Salesman@programming.dev
25 points

Hey, he could be gay and the bottom

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jrs100000@lemmy.world
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That might explain why hes not having luck with the ladies

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OmegaLemmy@discuss.online
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girls at the bar don’t like the idea of pegging on the first date

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djsoren19@yiffit.net
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Hey if they don’t, then they’re clearly not the girl for me.

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Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
3 points

Hey, that’s not – oh wait I don’t go to bars

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
53 points

I feel like he’s going around showing people.

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metaStatic@kbin.earth
24 points

Anon is a pretty cool guy, he bleaches his asshole and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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nice

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DogWater@lemmy.world
3 points

The deep lore lmao

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cRazi_man@lemm.ee
16 points

You guys don’t?

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WanakaTree@lemm.ee
9 points

Found the cat

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Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try and try again ?

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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
45 points

Cause he wants a rimjob, obviously

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superkret@feddit.org
14 points

And who can blame him?

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Num10ck@lemmy.world
7 points

i wonder how much modulation would it take for a bidet to support such features.

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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
20 points

Just in case

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stevedice@sh.itjust.works
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Of what???

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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
18 points

Well don’t it make my brown eye blue.

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Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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If it’s blue you’re likely not using enough lube and you probably need to ask your partner to go a little slower and be more gentle. Anal shouldn’t hurt unless you want it to.

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theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works
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If it’s blue it’s not getting enough oxygen and needs some mouth to reverse mouth resuscitation.

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Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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