67 points

“Anon’s a pretty nice guy, but it kinda weirds me out how he’s always grabbing his butt and wincing in pain”

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25 points

Hey, he could be gay and the bottom

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10 points

That might explain why hes not having luck with the ladies

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6 points

girls at the bar don’t like the idea of pegging on the first date

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4 points

Hey if they don’t, then they’re clearly not the girl for me.

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3 points

Hey, that’s not – oh wait I don’t go to bars

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53 points

I feel like he’s going around showing people.

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1 point

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try and try again ?

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24 points

Anon is a pretty cool guy, he bleaches his asshole and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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3 points

nice

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3 points

The deep lore lmao

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16 points

You guys don’t?

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9 points

Found the cat

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45 points

Cause he wants a rimjob, obviously

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14 points

And who can blame him?

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7 points

i wonder how much modulation would it take for a bidet to support such features.

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20 points

Just in case

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Of what???

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18 points

Well don’t it make my brown eye blue.

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If it’s blue you’re likely not using enough lube and you probably need to ask your partner to go a little slower and be more gentle. Anal shouldn’t hurt unless you want it to.

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6 points

If it’s blue it’s not getting enough oxygen and needs some mouth to reverse mouth resuscitation.

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8 points

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