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>bleach my asshole

Is that a threat?

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>blanchis mon trou du cul

Est-ce une menace?

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>blanqueame el culo

ÂżEs eso una amenaza?

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Göt deliğimi ağarttım

Bu bir tehdit mi?

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20 points

Just in case

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Of what???

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I guess if nothing else he probably wouldn’t be in the “wiping your asshole is gay” crew or that would presumably be ineffective

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53 points

I feel like he’s going around showing people.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try and try again ?

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16 points

You guys don’t?

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9 points

Found the cat

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24 points

Anon is a pretty cool guy, he bleaches his asshole and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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3 points

The deep lore lmao

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3 points

nice

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67 points

“Anon’s a pretty nice guy, but it kinda weirds me out how he’s always grabbing his butt and wincing in pain”

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25 points

Hey, he could be gay and the bottom

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6 points

girls at the bar don’t like the idea of pegging on the first date

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Hey if they don’t, then they’re clearly not the girl for me.

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3 points

Hey, that’s not – oh wait I don’t go to bars

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10 points

That might explain why hes not having luck with the ladies

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