Step 1: Refuse to pay

Step 2: Hide in secret room

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Become the main charactor of Parasite (the movie)?

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Step 5: join the ninja turtles to help fight crime in the city.

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  1. Collect fees on all water passing under your apartment as you are paying an amazing rental rate on public infrastructure.
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Step 4

it just hit me that there’s a main character in that movie. So many memorable side characters

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What the fuck this is news worthy

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It’s a shitpost ya dingus

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What the fuck? This is news worthy!

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Damn I’m the dingus!

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Ah yes, punctuation, the difference between “let’s eat, grandma!” And “let’s eat grandma”

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Oh

Well uhhh

Fake news never hurt anyone

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Where’s the fake news in a joke post?

I think you landed in the wrong sub/channel.

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You are fake news (in trump voice)

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Is this a news site

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It is if I only get my news from it!

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That’s probably website racism

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Additional living space (you need specialized training and a permit to enter)

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An actual manhole cover, this is either going to transcend shitpost or literally define it.

Nobody in their right mind would put that inside, so was either built by someone not in the right mind or an extension that just paved right over it.

Manhole covers are used for structural rigidity and tamper prevention.

First (and most hopeful) thing that would come to mind is a rainwater sewer.

No idea of country of origin, it could be someone’s idea of a protective measure for a boundary trap If the sewer main runs directly under the property which would be a bit unusual.

If it is a shaft to a regular sewer, I think you’d smell that.

Rent’s going to go crazy if it turns out to be a parallel dimension attached to a mansion or something.

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British hole

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Really? That doesn’t look like a UK manhole cover, where abouts is it?

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In my apartment, duh

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It’s probably a chute for an old coal or wood heater. These are pretty common in houses built in the late 19th and early 20th century in the US.

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IIRC this was a reddit post, but without the Snapchat text. I do have a vague memory of the OP being from Britain and that they came to the conclusion that it was some sort of sediment tank.

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I’d agree on location. But that cover is somewhere between 100 and 300 lbs :) That’s be one hell of a chute cover :)

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Heh, man hole

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