No friends, for the rest of their fucking lives. I hope 50 grand was worth your fucking soul. Bootlicker extreme
I do wonder if they wanted to be caught on some level chilling in a McDonalds on a laptop with a ghost gun in their backpack and a similar outfit, but more info will probably come out.
If he wanted to be caught, it’s possible he made an anonymous tip on himself and the workers caught the blame. Just a thought.
This isn’t even humor at this point. I’m legitimately starting to think The Onion is in the midst of transitional changes to becoming a legitimate news outlet that just reports news.
Like this one doesn’t even seem absurd or funny. It just seems like the logical reaction people will have. This just comes off as a legit news report on an aburd situation. Rather than an absurd mocking news report on a realistically fake situatuation.
This isn’t even the onion if you look at the link
and from the description of this community
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
I truly hope that rat is shunned and shamed everywhere they go.
On NPR… “The real hero…” Fuck you McDonald’s asshole! Let us known when you realize how stupid your decision was.
I heard it was some boomer customer that ratted him out
