65 points
He’s not going to jail.
Simple battery, rich white kid. Do the math.
35 points
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39 points
Been pretty quiet for the last two weeks
36 points
I thought it was because he got caught with gay sex tape?
18 points
32 points
He also stole her phone, then later broke it.
24 points
You kind of abandon the moral highroad when you turn this into a joke about prison rape. It says something bleak about the human condition that people are for prison reform until someone they don’t like gets sent to prison.
3 points
