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I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre

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How did that turn out

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The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.

The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while

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You should have opened the box and taped the pizza down.

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Fuckin cool, dude

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Cargo pants and Chinese takeout

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I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!

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It’s her expression that gets me

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The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?

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It’s such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn’t.

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Yes, she knows there’s a chicken in there. She’s just unaware that a select few of us are onto her.

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Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome

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I bet he’s secretly smuggling chicken as well.

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He smuggles the entire poultry industry

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