339 points

This is what we did before unions, Elon. I mean, he’s not smart, just rich.

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Before unions were a thing, if a workforce wanted a raise, it was traditional to say “hey boss, give us a raise, or we’ll burn your fucking factory down”

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And now that they’ve made unions all but illegal, we’ll eventually return to that trusted tradition.

Either we settle things collectively and politely, or we settle things not so politely.

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This was the whole purpose of our founding fathers.

Kings were getting beheaded. They knew enough that if they didn’t want to watch their backs constantly, they needed to spread power thin.

It’s the point of good faith in government. It goes back to the Code of Hammurabi. We have these laws so that we can all mostly agree on how things should be handled in a reasonable way.

When people can’t rely on laws and justice, eventually blood spills.

These people have been so intent on gathering money and power, they haven’t realized why the founding fathers did the exact opposite.

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Molotov cocktails remain a cheap and effective workforce bargaining tool. 2nd amendment silenced handguns just got added to that tool belt.

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36 points

True Americans know this.

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Eh I think it does us a disservice to call the rich idiots. Sure some are, but strips agency from them for the real damage they do.

Elon is at least smart enough to turn his emerald slave money into billions.

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That’s not a sign of intelligence, it’s just that he had so much money, he could afford to fail a bunch of times, so he could get lucky every once in a while

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And this pattern holds across a shitload of rich people too. Singers who could afford to not have to have that waitress job and just focus on promotion. ‘Entrepreneurs’ who got ‘small’ ‘loans’ to start their 10th business that finally hit. Real estate moguls who had actual intelegnt people bring them plans they rubber stamped and claimed to be brilliant businessmen.

They are rich so they must be smart is the biggest pile of bullshit.

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They’re dumb, not handicapped. An idiot is still culpable for the damage they do. We’re all just lucky they aren’t smart enough to effect their malice.

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If this starts a spat of CEO killings, most people will just continue sipping their tea.

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I dunno.

I might go grab a bottle of champagne or something. Maybe indulge in a nice bit of cheese to go with it.

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Champagne and cheese company CEOs conflicted.

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No one is going to be gunning down the CEO of Cabbot.

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It’s ok, they don’t work for themselves they work for an entity that legally requires them to prioritize profits, they have to endorse the murder of CEO’s up to and including themselves in cases of conflict.

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There’s a nice whiskey in my cabinet I haven’t had occasion to pop open for a while…

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Republicans are going to start being in favor of gun control laws if the gun violence pendulum starts swinging in that direction. Not sure if that would be a win or not.

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I would say they have a reckoning ahead of them either way because I don’t think that the 2nd amendment is actually all that compatible with fascism.

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As a universal right it is not, which is one of the reasons they try so hard to make being non-white a felony.

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Shame school kids don’t have that same lobbying power.

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In fairness to CEOs, those schoolkids aren’t job creators, so.

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Turns out 1 CEO is worth more than all the school children combined.

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No they’re going to call for a police state

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Gun control is fundamentally a right wing policy. Just because it aligned with *some people’s preferred right wing party on a culture war wedge issue doesn’t make it right.

Like look at California; the only reason their gun laws are so strict is because they were scared of the Black Panthers doing open carry observation of police. It was a targeted, racist attack on a political movement that was completely bipartisan, because the political class has solidarity with one another against the rest of us.

Like what do *liberals think about abortion bans? Do they reduce the number of abortions? What about drug & alcohol bans? Do they work? We know these things don’t actually stop anyone from doing anything, they just make those behaviours more dangerous.

So why do *they think gun bans will actually be effective? Do *they think the cops will actually use it to protect children? They had all the power at Uvalde and they used it to keep parents from saving their kids.

The US is an unprecedentedly violent police state with the largest military, the largest criminal population in history and a fetishistic obsession with guns, of course their children turn to guns to take out their rage. That’s what they see modelled all around them.

Edit: removed the words that assume this is the position of the person I’m replying to. I still stand by the points.

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Nobody said anything about gun bans. Just gun control laws. I’m also well aware that gun control laws disproportionately affect minorities and I myself am not in favor of strict gun laws. (Though common sense screenings make a lot of sense to me)

I was merely poking fun at the right’s pro gun rhetoric and proclivity to completely disregard rhetoric when it inconveniences the rich.

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I’m certainly not going to throw mine in the harbor over it.

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Not like it affects your average person. Probably improves things a little bit if anything.

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Something, something…good guy with a gun. I get it now!

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I think I’d get out the finest tea I could find to sip

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Wait, isn’t it Silverdick? Oh, wrong game. Nevermind

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I believe it was Goldmember

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What about if the CEO just spent a quarter billion dollars to support a fascist insurgency?

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47 points

Based and heroic?

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These bilionaires feel safe because americans don’t have guillotines. Go get some from your french friends and put them up in the squares in yout city/town

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Apparently Americans just need guns.

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They are certainly very useful for this purpose.

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He’s right. It’s heroic. 👑

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