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Which means ads can also be streamed. Heck no.

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And subliminal messages below detection range?

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Can neuralink give you cravings for specific foods and beverages (Coke) without even bothering with any media?

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Nuralink:

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I mean, once you’ve figured out how to play music in someone’s mind, it’s only a matter of time before you figure out what parts of the brain to activate to cause cravings, impulsive behavior or puts you in a suggestible state.

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This technology’s moving too fast. They need to chew it over with Twix.

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This thought brought to you by Lightspeed Briefs

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I can already stream music into my head, and all without invasive surgery. What an innovation.

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Yes, but imagine trains but worse! Why aren’t you excited??

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Next thing you’ll tell me they’ll be selling monthly subscriptions to use those trains.

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Actually it’s only available in 3 week subscription increments. Payable by a proprietary form of digital cheque

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Me too, but not everyone can actually. Still doesn’t mean this is worthwhile. Look up anauralia (the sound version of aphantasia, which is a lack of mind’s eye visually).

(sorry to anyone who discovers they have it from this comment)

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Ah fr, that’s interesting. I’ve been able to construct orchestral pieces in my dreams, though I have no training in instruments. I guess it’s from memory of things Ive heard.

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Where the fuck are all the “Mark of the beast” people, am I living in crazy time? Fuck I’m living in crazy time…

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They are protesting vaccines and 5G. Simple minds are not very observant of the obvious shit.

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They’re busy wearing something on their forehead to show their allegiance to a man who calls for the suffering of the least among us

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I do audiology research and can tell you right now, short of a cochlear implant -no we can’t. And we are easily about two decades away from anything close. And even then, a CI can’t make music sound as good as your ears. There is no ‘one’ place in the brain you can imput music into. The most dense and easiest place to input the music is in the cochlea, like a cochlear implant does. Every place up the chain then branches out to thousands of connections and makes it harder and harder. And every step higher up that you try to interface into means you are skipping the initial signal generator and lose out on all the needed fidelity. The next step above a CI is an ABI, auditory brainstem inplant. And they sound so bad, just going one stop up from the cochlea, that those users barely can understand speech and only in the best settings. And normally after about a year of auditory therapy with it. Realistically we tell people (the handfull a year who will end up with one) that they should expect to get sound awareness, and that’s it, from their ABI. And now Elon talks about wanting to go another half dozen steps up from that and magically have the fidelity to make it sound like music?? GTFO. This guy is a moron and doesn’t know what he is talking about.

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Plus, it’s really not worth the problems associated with brain chips. Even the Neuralink Human Test subjects ran into the same problem we’ve faced for decades: the connecting tissue dies. It might work for a few months and then people are going to need ANOTHER brain surgery to either remove it or fix it, if it even works multiple times to begin with.

I wonder who they’re going to name the disease after when repeated Nueralink failures cause irreparable lifelong disease.

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He’s got a case of the musks.

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Biden, of course.

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I wouldn’t trust anyone to put this device in my head, but Musk is the absolute last person I would trust. Look at what he did to twitter and now imagine he has direct access to your brain.

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