29 points

If someone sprung that trap on me, I’d say “no, it’s a toy. A toy doesn’t have any consent right or consciousness… just like a woman” and than I’d just walk away. If you want to be cunts, ww can be cunts

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That’s a pretty toxic joke dude

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24 points

It’s not a joke, it’s an expression of my disgust for the entrapment.

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2 points

Normal people have the intelligence required to express disgust without insulting all women.

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7 points

Still funny

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149 points

Why is everyone getting angry at this woman who most likely doesn’t even exist

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27 points

Turns out, engaging with the hypothetical creates more interesting discussion than saying “fake” and nothing else.

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6 points

True, but in this case it feels like beating up a woke strawman

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33 points

People love hating people. Simple as

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7 points

The entire premise of the green-text is that it’s an autistic work of fiction. Pointing that out is redundant.

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12 points

It happens to every greentext post on lemmy, gotta bring em back down to reality and let them know it’s fake and gay.

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85 points

It’s fun and risk free

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9 points

Greentexts are improv comedy and everyone is polite enough to play along instead of trying to argue what is clearly a made-up story for laughs

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122 points

Being asked to do a task by the person responsible for administering the task automatically obviates you from being classified as a rapist.

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What? If another person asks me to to rape a person then does that absolve me from being a rapist? Am i misunderstanding you?

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Yes.

They are penis models, not human beings.

It is context specific.

If a human being asked you to do sex things to them and you decide to do it then you have been granted enthusiastic consent to do those sex things.

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So if they are model penises but you are not asked to put the condom on them, but you do anyway, is that sexual assault?

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The original comment doesnt include anything about objects… It only talks about tasks and people asking you to complete tasks.

Ofcourse you cant rape an object, but the comment wasnt talking about that, it was talking about something much more generalized.

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We are talking about dildos dude.

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If the person who put the dildos there and handed you the condom is asking you to put that condom on one of the dildos, then the person that owns the dildo already gave you consent to use their dildo, thereby you can’t be a raping their dildo. It ain’t difficult.

In the context they’re obviously saying that the other person initiating sexual activity is consent in of itself, ergo you can’t be a rapist for reciprocating that consent.

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41 points

“We were only following orders.”

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19 points

trolling is a art

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*an /j

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this “/j” looks like a massive scream for mercy in this case ngl

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9 points

trolling is an /j

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