178 points

“ma’am, the penis’s owner, you, literally told me to put a condom on it. Not sure how much more consent I could have.”

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Some bitch told me to put the condom I thought she got the consent

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Doubtful that a rubber dong is capable of communicating consent, and you can’t grant consent on behalf of another. Anon might indeed be a rapist, but girl is a sex trafficker.

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149 points

Why is everyone getting angry at this woman who most likely doesn’t even exist

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It’s fun and risk free

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33 points

People love hating people. Simple as

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27 points

Turns out, engaging with the hypothetical creates more interesting discussion than saying “fake” and nothing else.

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6 points

True, but in this case it feels like beating up a woke strawman

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12 points

It happens to every greentext post on lemmy, gotta bring em back down to reality and let them know it’s fake and gay.

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9 points

Greentexts are improv comedy and everyone is polite enough to play along instead of trying to argue what is clearly a made-up story for laughs

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7 points

The entire premise of the green-text is that it’s an autistic work of fiction. Pointing that out is redundant.

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122 points

Being asked to do a task by the person responsible for administering the task automatically obviates you from being classified as a rapist.

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“We were only following orders.”

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What? If another person asks me to to rape a person then does that absolve me from being a rapist? Am i misunderstanding you?

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Yes.

They are penis models, not human beings.

It is context specific.

If a human being asked you to do sex things to them and you decide to do it then you have been granted enthusiastic consent to do those sex things.

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So if they are model penises but you are not asked to put the condom on them, but you do anyway, is that sexual assault?

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The original comment doesnt include anything about objects… It only talks about tasks and people asking you to complete tasks.

Ofcourse you cant rape an object, but the comment wasnt talking about that, it was talking about something much more generalized.

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If the person who put the dildos there and handed you the condom is asking you to put that condom on one of the dildos, then the person that owns the dildo already gave you consent to use their dildo, thereby you can’t be a raping their dildo. It ain’t difficult.

In the context they’re obviously saying that the other person initiating sexual activity is consent in of itself, ergo you can’t be a rapist for reciprocating that consent.

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We are talking about dildos dude.

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“Did you ask them for their consent before putting them here on display, naked?”

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“If you have an issue with being out on display, say no”

“…”

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Shoulda put the condom on your own penis. 🤦‍♂️

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32 points

Still missing consent agreement

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This is difficult for people with schizophrenia

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