If I had a felony conviction Iād be applying everywhere answering the phone like, āoh right, you can be president but not manager of a dave and busters.ā
No problem, coming right up, first one is intimidation for threatening to stick my foot up your bum.
Unfortunately for you, thatās called āmenaceā and its merely a misdemeanor.
Youāll need to do more than this to get a proper conviction-- aggravating the charge by involving a weapon or minors might be a good option for your goals.
You need to be much more creative with your criminality if you ever want to enter the gentry class. Consider white collar crime, or creating jobs by hiring some minions. Now that trump is in office, it will be a particularly attractive time to venture into federal crimes, or crimes that cross state or national boundaries.
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You can be incompetent and get any job, but you have to be willing to be an asshole and remove your backbone.
āBrought to you by Carlās Jr.ā
Come on, thats an unfair conparison.
President Camacho actually wanted to fix things.
Yea, I mean, he apparently even traveled back in time to try to save cheese for future generations. But Iām afraid that was a futile attempt, because the US citizens have nevertheless set the course that will lead us to the timeline where there is no more cheese.
trump proved to me Anyone can be anything*
*with Rich parents or leech to guy with rich parents.