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You can be anything(sh.itjust.works)

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aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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“Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.”

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Delphia@lemmy.world
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Come on, thats an unfair conparison.

President Camacho actually wanted to fix things.

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DandomRude@lemmy.world
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Yea, I mean, he apparently even traveled back in time to try to save cheese for future generations. But I’m afraid that was a futile attempt, because the US citizens have nevertheless set the course that will lead us to the timeline where there is no more cheese.

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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And listened to people smarter than him.

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salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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“Fuck you! I’m eating”

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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“I love you”

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Pretty sure most of us here would be overqualified, based on the apparent criteria.

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photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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You can be incompetent and get any job, but you have to be willing to be an asshole and remove your backbone.

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SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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Of course there is a catch

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MinFapper@startrek.website
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And have very rich parents

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TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world
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We are a profoundly stupid country. Even the intelligent, educated people are stupid, because they didn’t think this could happen, and they have no idea how to fix it.

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Bread@sh.itjust.works
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I like to think my belief that humanity has some decency meant there was no way it could possibly happen. Yet life is often stranger and dumber than fiction.

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late_night@sopuli.xyz
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PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world
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Thank you for posting this. I was gonna try and paraphrase it because what is being said is so spot on to this sentiment.

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