[alt text:Text that says, “Girls only want one thing and it starts with a P and ends with an S”. Below the text is an image of Sean Astin as Samwise from the Lord of the Rings films.]

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Pshawn Astins

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It’s not the size that matters, it’s your cooking.

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Pockets

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This is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants.

They ain’t cute, but you’ll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck.

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I thought it was ‘ponies’; yours is better.

Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day …

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Of course we need to get pockets, where else am I gonna put my pony?

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Puppies. I love puppies.

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Pesos ?

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