[alt text:Text that says, “Girls only want one thing and it starts with a P and ends with an S”. Below the text is an image of Sean Astin as Samwise from the Lord of the Rings films.]
42 points
Pockets
8 points
2 points
I thought it was ‘ponies’; yours is better.
Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day …
3 points
10 points
pspspspspspsps
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10 points
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It’s not the size that matters, it’s your cooking.
10 points
My mind first went “pussy?” And then I was upset that the meme misspelled pussy. Then I realized I was wrong about everything ever.
9 points
Pumpkin spices!
