121 points

fake: anon is athletic. gay: doesn’t go out on a date with a girl

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Well, obviously gay. He preferred impressing the boys over the girls.

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89 points

Real and straight.

Anon didn’t have sex.

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28 points

Straight? Anon didn’t miss because he didn’t want to have sex with a woman.

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54 points

Fake: Anon is attracted to girls and any girl is attracted to Annon

Gay: Anon is very gay

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9 points

Circular reasoning fallacy

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12 points

circular nut sucking is gay thus anon is gay

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I will appeal to the authority of deez nuts

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49 points

Why would those girls set him up to fail? Flip the bet; date if you score.

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Because she actually wants to go on the date and it’s easier to miss on purpose than guarantee for sure getting it? Idk, it’s awkward af but kids are awkward and there’s all kinds of dumb gender stuff tied up in girls asking boys out directly so it’s forgivable imo. Also, giving him an opportunity to be jokey and fun, “oh noooo, how could I have missed wink”, show that he doesn’t take himself too seriously and can play around. Which he failed lmao. (Yes yes I know it’s fake)

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I agree with you. Still in this hypothetical situation a part of me would have troubles holding back asking the girl whats wrong with her friend when she uses her as a kind of punishment.

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39 points

This is the kind of clueless shit I would’ve done back in college. I can’t dunk, but I was just as good as anon at being completely oblivious.

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It would have been the first dunk Ive made all day and I would be chuffed as fuck I made it. Only 10 years later j would have realised I fucked up

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