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oh anon

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fake: anon is athletic. gay: doesn’t go out on a date with a girl

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Well, obviously gay. He preferred impressing the boys over the girls.

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Real and straight.

Anon didn’t have sex.

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Straight? Anon didn’t miss because he didn’t want to have sex with a woman.

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This one made me wince

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Your partner should be happy to see you succeed. Subjecting yourself to failure in order to please someone, particularly a trifling-ass rando, is denial and devaluation of the self. Tell her to miss a dunk and see how she handles it. Worst case scenario, she dunks so hard that you end up pregnant. Is it worth the gamble? Not for me to answer, that’s between you and god.

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