oh anon
fake: anon is athletic. gay: doesn’t go out on a date with a girl
Real and straight.
Anon didn’t have sex.
This one made me wince
spoiler
Your partner should be happy to see you succeed. Subjecting yourself to failure in order to please someone, particularly a trifling-ass rando, is denial and devaluation of the self. Tell her to miss a dunk and see how she handles it. Worst case scenario, she dunks so hard that you end up pregnant. Is it worth the gamble? Not for me to answer, that’s between you and god.